I am yet to
find any school in America that teaches history well. For most high school
students it is rapid march through a list of bullet points with a few
deliberately bland and lame explanations of why things happen the way they did.
One of
America's greatest strengths and weakness is its general ignorance of history. Being
free of the burden of history keeps you focused in the here and now. Practical
problems are easier to solve when you're no longer also trying rectify past
injustices. But without the context of history past lessons learned are lost
and the whole world is without depth.
When talking
to one high school student I asked him to imagine reading an edited edition of
Lord Of The Rings (his favorite story) where all the history of the characters
and the kingdoms was deleted. He thought that was a stupid idea, without the
back stories the book is just a short description of battles and a trip to
Mordor. History is the back story of the
world and I wish we would teach it like it was really is important.
Sorry for
the side trip because what I really wanted to write about Ken Nordine. The name
probably doesn't ring a bell but if you're over 30 you might have heard his
voice in a TV commercial or in a movie. It's a very distinctive voice.
If you're a
little bit older you might have heard his poetic narratives. Some light and
comical others that are dark, trippy and experimental. Ken Nordine was most productive during a very
pivotal period in America, 1959 - 1967. It was the end of the Eisenhower 50's
and the great overblown emergence of the Counter Culture was yet to happen. The
stereotypical image of the 1960's was really all about the events of the last
three years of that decade. Where there was the Summer of Love, the Tet
Offensive in Vietnam, the assassinations of Martin Luther King Jr and Bobby
Kennedy, the moon landing and Woodstock.
Just like
every guy in the 1950's didn't wear a leather jacket of have his hair in DA, everyone in the 1960's didn't wear the
hair long, drive a VW microbus or have that red eyed glazed look of being
stoned. In between the 1950's represented in the musical Grease and the 1960's
represented by the musical Hair was a very special and not well understood
time. If you ever watched the TV show Mad Men you would know it as Don Draper's
America.
The early
1960's was a golden era of American culture. American movies, books and music
were sort after throughout the world. It
was the last time poetry meant anything in America. Ken Nordine was a little
bit like Norman Rockwell and Andy Warhol -all three men had a foot in the
commercial world and in the artistic community. I guess because they were able
to stay financially solvent they didn't fade away like their contemporaries .
This period,
the Don Draper period, was about the last time an artist could write serious
poetry, get published and even expect a royalty check for his efforts. During
these years Allen Ginsburg becomes famous for Howl and Frank O'Hara for
Meditations In An Emergency. Sylvia Plath will shock the world with both her
poem Daddy and her suicide. Live Or Die by Anne Sexton changed a generation of
how woman looked at themselves. Even the older poets like Robert Frost and Carl
Sandburg where popular and widely read.
So much has
changed. Can anyone name a promenade poet of the last thirty years? Once poetry
was magic. Some of my fondest memories started with a poem.
A life
without poetry is like being partially color blind. You can compensate, there's
no trouble in getting around or being understood, most of the time it's barely
noticeable that anything is missing. But there are those time where and when
only poetry will work. If you took all the poetry out of Shakespeare's plays
the plays would still be good but maybe not as memorable. Maybe it would be like changing the blue to
grey in all of Van Goth's paintings.
I'm happy to
find out that Ken Nordine is alive and working at age 94. I have included a few
of his works. They are as accessible as they are entertaining.
Everyday
should be more than making a living. Bring back the magic, everyday can have
poem, a song, an important verse to make it special.
The greatest incantation of your soul has rhyme and reason all its own.
There was
once an artist in Philadelphia that wanted to make a statue. It would have been
a ten foot tall Mickey Mouse holding up a bottle of Coke-a-cola while standing
on a pedestal that had the word OK prominently chiseled in. You would think
this light hearted poke at three of most universally known bits of American
culture would be greeted with a chuckle. But the artist found out not everyone
has a sense of humor when he received a phone call from a lawyer.
The lawyer
represented Disney Inc. and he explained that the statue the artist was working
on was a copyright infringement. At
first the artist probably thought this was a Godsend. A lawsuit over Fair Use
could generate tons of free publicity, it could make him famous. He could turn the tables and put
Disney Inc. on trail.
As the story
goes the lawyer mentioned that all kinds of things could become public
information during a lawsuit and darkly hinted about the artist's past. The
artist had no doubt the lawyer had already investigated his past. Whatever the artist wanted
to keep secret might be forever lost to time because the statue was never
finished.
The Super
Bowl is coming. The phrase "Super Bowl" is owned by the Nation
Football League. If I have a business I
can not advertise a "Super Bowl Special" without paying the NFL a royalty
fee or running the risk of being sued.
The NFL has
already sent lawyers out to contact bars, restaurants and small family
businesses on the consequences of unauthorized use of their protected
"Super Bowl" trademark. One
church that was planning to have a Super Bowl party ran afoul of the NFL. The church wanted to have the party as a fund
raiser but the NFL objected, so the church turned around and made their Super
Bowl party a free event. The NFL objected again when they found out the church
was going to show the game on a TV that was bigger than 55 inches. Any TV that
is bigger than 55 inches can be consider a "public performance"
.
Potentially
if you have one of those really huge TVs and invite more than a few friends
over to your house on Super Bowl Sunday -well the NFL might come after you.
It's ridiculous to thinkthe NFL could
effectively police the country over every Super Bowl party but they could
cherry pick one or two parties and make a very heavy handed example out of
them. Harassing a fewusually has a very
chilling influence on everyone else.Like dealing with a lunchroom bully, it's easier to hand over a little
change from your pocket than to get constantly hassled.The NFL sees a payday -even a few extra cents
from a billion views is tens of millions to them.
Over the
last thirty years America has pushed aside the consumer and has made business
its first priority. When considering which is more important property rights or
civil rights; property rights has been the clear winner.
Football
isn't alone, Major League Baseball is working extending its control over its "property".
Have you ever wanted to be a sports announcer? Do the play by play. TV or radio
stations might not have any openings but on the internet you could be star -unless
MLB gets a hold of you. They really chase after any "unauthorized" use
of their broadcast. If you do not have prior written permission from MLB, you
can not do live play by play of a major league game on the internet.
Major League
Baseball is interest in taking copyright privileges one step further by
claiming all baseball statistics are protected property. That means someday if
I publish the fact that "Babe Ruth had 714 life time home runs and that was
a major league record that stood for almost 40 years until it was broken by
Hank Aaron".... well I will need MBL permission or will have to pay a fee.
Once upon a
time there was a clear understanding of the fair use clause in copyright law. As
big business closes in fair use to turn it into a cash cow a commercialized
form of censorship is creeping in. That kind of censorship is becoming possible
because computers can keep track of so much data and the ownership of the media
continues to consolidate into the hands of smaller and smaller groups of owners.
There is
hope. Once there was a day care school near Orlando Florida. Partly out of
local pride they decorated the walls of the school with Disney characters. The
minions of Disney Inc found out and threaten legal action. The good people of
Hanna-Barbera Cartoons can to the rescue, they removed the
"offending" images and replaced them with their own characters -free
of charge. I will not question Hanna-Barbera's motives, even if they did what
they did just to embarrass Disney, it was still a noble gesture.
The day care
school is safe until someday when Disney buys out and owns Hanna-Barbera.
Hopefully by then we will either rebel against or reject the mass media. It could be nice returning to a time when
people also entertained each other, where every story wasn't owned and every
imagination had to be fenced in to protect some corporation's property rights. I fear the possibly when every thought in out head will be metered and charged for.
One twist
irony is an ordinary private citizen can not copyright his own life story to
protect his personal information. You have practically no control over the
information about yourself. That information can be bought, sold and traded
-and you have no rights to the profits that information can generate.
It's funny
how some people can whip fear over big government but government is the junior
partner in the brave new world that's coming at us, where we will be nickeled and dimed into servitude instead of being shackled in irons.
Otherwise enjoy the game.
It's a celebration of athletics and money -and making more money. And isn't that what life is all about?
Some people say money is a very addictive drug -just look at anybody who is jonesing for some.
Several
people I know at a local cafe have decided to start a film club. You may have heard of communities where there
is no place buy fresh fruits and vegetables referred to as a "food
desert". Could the same concept be drawn when it comes to the arts, can a
town be a "cultural desert"?
Like the
food desert, a cultural desert is a question economics. As big box stores and
online merchandising have further dominated huge swaths of commerce, the small
shops have folded. As an example it's next to impossible to sell office
supplies profitably if there is a Staples franchise only a few miles away. Once
every town had a book store and music shop but they have disappeared because of
the distributional advantages and the economies of scale a business on the
internet has. When the shops that brought the casual foot traffic to main
street closed the other businesses found it harder to stay open. Here's the
beginning of a downward spiral.
The revival
of many small town main streets has depended on arts and culture as a
cornerstone of redevelopment. Those towns lucky enough not to have demolished
their old movie theaters have discovered there is still a market for live
performances and classic movies. Let's
say I want to see the film Casablanca, I can stream it online and watch it at
home. But occasionally I would rather see it in a movie theater with a group of
people -even if it isn't convenient and costs more than watching it at home.
People are social animals and watching a favorite movie alone is a lot like having
a great glass of wine by yourself. The quality of the experience is enhanced by
having someone to share it with.
Back to the
film club. The town the cafe is in lost
both its old theaters over three decades ago. Within in 15 miles there is about
forty screens but only one screen is dedicated to classic, foreign and
independent movies. Not quite a desert but I think the club members would
really enjoy sharing a favorite or obscure movie with their friends. I know the owner of the cafe would like to
see all of us buy a refreshment and a snack at every club meeting.
The film
club had a chance to talk about what films to pick. I suggested This Film Has
Not Been Rated a documentary by Kirby Dick. It examines how films are rated by
the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA). The MPAA actually has a
secret board of "ordinary" people who decide what the guide lines are
for each rating. It's curious to see what separates an R rated film from a NC-17
rating. The film also explains how and why the NC-17 rating has become a
commercial kiss of death and something to be avoided at any cost.
A couple of
people were a little uncomfortable with that choice. The question of when does
describing pornography become pornography came up. And though this film is
funny, thought provoking and not particularly graphic -still there was a real
hesitation to include it. I always thought of it as a film about censorship and
who has the right to control what we see.
Then again
what is pornography? Somewhere beyond the romantic and the erotic is fifty
shades of grayness, that any place along this shadowy spectrum somebody will
say that's too much and someone else will disagree and want more. Nudity and sex have always had an
undercurrent of anxiety attached to it.
From past
history and anthropology classes it was surprising to see what sexual act or
what part of the body was consider obscene at any given time or in any given
culture. One poet had a line where she said "a woman without mystery is
like a night without stars". Later
she elaborated how there are some parts of our bodies and our minds, that by
choice, we should only be shared with people we are totally intimate with. So over time and across cultures some part of
a woman's body has always been deemed sacred, protected or taboo.
The poet, she
thought it was frightening to have a world were nothing is sacred, protected or
taboo. I can see why women have the same
reaction to pornography -not only does it make a woman's body a commodity but
it always seems to be pushing the boundaries further and further leaving
nothing sacred -or at least covered and mysterious.
In one
anthropology class there was a lecture on the Venus of Wllendorf. It's a small
statue of a very corporal female figure that over 35,000 years old. There isn't one Venus but several from that
time period. Either carved out of ivory or carved into limestone almost all of
the women depicted are large and very curvy -maybe not only representing fertility
but also that culture's image of the idea woman. In a group of hunter-gathers
where it was either feast or famine the
possibility of a couple of pounds of body fat was an extreme and coveted
luxury.
In class I
wondered if the Venus of Willendorf was just as likely an object of sexual
arousal as it was one of primitive worship? That caused a real buzz in the class. The
Professor thought the idea had merit and after the lecture had a separate
discussion about it.
There is no
way of knowing in any detail what people 35,000 years ago thought was right or
wrong, erotic or distasteful, sacred or profane. The trap of seeing their world
through our perspective is always there. Still as times and customs change I
believe people have a core of consistent and common experiences. One time I was
reading a translation of a 4,000 year old cruciform clay tablet. It was an
agreement to sell a plot of farmland. The new owner would pay the former owner
over time and the payments would not be based on a set amount of silver but
instead the payments in silver would change year to year relative to the price
of barley. In short it was an adjustable
rate mortgage. Ancient and modern
societies might share more than we think.
In some old
magazine there is a one panel cartoon where a jungle witchdoctor is standing
over a bag of fertilizer and looking at a crowd of disappointed tourists. The
witchdoctor says "it's a fertility rite -what did you expect?". Some of the old Pagan fertility rites were
rather randy and tawdry ceremonies. Here
you would have an R-rated celebration of sex that was part of the local
religion.
What needs
to be censored is a troubling question. Pornography is a word taken from the
Greek language and means dirty pictures. I have always felt violence was more
pornographic than sex and nudity. It upsetting to see entertainment where a
human being can shot, burned or torn apart in a hundred gruesome ways but happy
naked people are obscene and the final images carefully edited to match the
right rating for the movie's target audience.
The movie
This Film Has Not Been Rated was made in 2006. It's beginning to look a little
dated because the internet is changing how films get distributed. The internet
and unrated DVDs are becoming an end run around the MPAA and the movie
theaters. Over thirty years ago the VCR made pornography partially respectable
because you could watch it at home instead of going to a seedy X-rated movie
house. I'm trying to imagine the future where there will be even fewer gatekeepers
of morality. Maybe in the end all we really have is ourselves and a small
circle friends that really keeps us from becoming twisted and depraved.
In future
postings I will mention any movie that incites the film club into having an
orgy -but I really doubt that's going to happen.
Next meeting I'll ask if we could put Lenny on the movie list.
And two clips from the real Lenny Bruce please don't listen if you are easily offended.
Winter can
look nice through the window of warm house. Otherwise this is the beginning of
a nasty Monday morning starting off with snow turning to sleet and ice. The
traffic reporter on the radio has that shrill whine of frustration in his
voice. He has stopped describing the accidents and just keeps saying
"don't even try, you're not going to get though".
The
imaginary vacation I posted about last week is becoming more and more enticing.
I only wish I had the time and money to drift away to some place warm.
Yesterday
Harrison was over. He was ready roll with rant about story in the Minneapolis
Star Tribune. A father had threaten his daughter and wife with a AK-47 Why? He
was dissatisfied with his daughter's high school report card. It was all As but
this quarter two grades dropped to Bs. Understandably the world is a competitive
place but pointing a gun at your child probably isn't the best way to motivate
them. Honestly I have one son who is as sharp as tack but could barely trouble
himself to strive beyond academic mediocrity. If he came home with a report
card of all As and two Bs, I'd hire a marching band and have a parade.
Harrison,
who is no fan of guns, pointed out that the father was clueless of why he is
being charged with two felonies. Not only did the father feel it was in his
right to discipline his daughter, he also tried to assure the police that he
was being a responsible parent because he checked the gun first and knew it was
empty. There was one more layer of irony on top of all this, the father just
recently bought the AK-47 because he was afraid the gun was going soon be
banded. Harrison kept saying "you
can't make this stuff up".
For a couple
of years Harrison lived in Mexico and to play Devil's advocate I asked
"doesn't Mexico have really strict gun control laws?"
"They
do, but since they practically have no functioning police, it only shows you
laws mean nothing unless there's somebody ready to enforce them."
From here
Harrison could side step into some other less volatile topic, like Tijuana. Once Tijuana was the cross boarder suburb of
San Diego. For the adventurous and frugal you can work in San Diego and stay in
Tijuana. Sort of the best of both worlds, a high paying American job with an
apartment and a maid at Mexican prices. It has its downside too. The border crossing
can be a ten minute perfunctory nod to national sovereignty or a hellish two
hour traffic jam in 120 degree heat. If all the world is a stage, then Tijuana
is a 24 - 7 carnival but like all carnivals the midway games are rigged and as
Harrison said there really isn't anyone there to enforce the rules.
Mexico seems
intriguing because it warm but also because it is a little bit dangerous.
Tijuana has grown to the point where it is the metropolis and San Diego is the
suburb. Harrison also went on at length about Mexico City, that it has one of
the most perfect climates in the world. The tropical sun is tempered by the
mile high elevation, so it's just the right temperate with no oppressive
humidity but like Tijuana, Mexico City has a downside too. The whole city sits
in valley that traps the air pollution in and has the same effect on your lungs
as smoking a pack of cigarettes every day.
With a
wistful grin Harrison said "if you can handle that Mexico City will reward
you." It has its history, a large intellectual community and a very
cosmopolitan culture.
What's most
interesting about Mexico to me is it's a place that you think you know -but you
really don't. Harrison has been toying with the idea of going back. As the
American economy slowly pulls out of this last recession, the Mexican economy
has been growing at a healthy 4-5 percent. Things have been so promising that
Mexican immigrants in the US have return back home. The newly return not only
have a little extra money in their pockets but plenty new ideas of how to make
Mexican institutions work better and work for everyone.
So the rest
of Sunday afternoon Harrison reminisced on the recipe of Santa Clara cookies,
how the fins of manta rays taste like scallops (and that restaurants in Baja
California use to serve manta ray fin as the more expensive scallops) or that
the Colorado River no longer reaches the Sea of Cortez (because so much of the
river water is diverted in the US).
I think one
thing Harrison missed from Tijuana was the Mexican lotto or bingo cards. Harrison brought home a box load of the cards
when he return to the US and wall papered the bedroom of his first apartment in
Philadelphia with them. It looked cool but when the landlors confronted him about the
décor, Harrison was as clueless as an irate father with a
AK-47.
Another thing I think Harrison misses is the Space Age Bachelor Pad
music of composers like Juan Esquivel. What can I say, it's an acquired taste.
The music is a little cheesy and little campy, but it's fun and you would never
think of it as indigenous to Mexico.
Harrison tells me it's good to keep on hand if I ever want to impress
the pretentious hip of Los Angeles.
It's Saturday, it's cold and there's snow on the ground. I'll be outside later but during some part of the weekend I plan to indulge in a little bit of juvenile entertainment. In my youth there were comic books, lurid pulp fiction novels, Saturday matinee movies, as well as all the other avenues of delinquent misadventure.
As a parent I feel it's part of the job to protect your children from all the things that can be harmful but also to introduce them to things of questionable value. We can't be stern hypocritical Dickensian - Calvinists all the time.
Even when they were quite young, my two sons developed a deep appreciation of Monty Python. One of my wife's cherished memories is of both boys performing the complete Dead Parrot routine flawlessly. Add to that all the works of Nick Parks best known for Wallace and Gromit; I don't know how many seasons of Red Dwarf and Robot Wars -and dozens and dozens of episodes of Mystery Science Theater. They have both developed a healthy appreciation for the absurd.
I feel I've been negligent because I didn't introduce them to Firesign Theater until recently. I had posted a few paragraphs on this blog about the joys of old vinyl. While digging through the record collection (research) my two boys kept looking through the albums asking -who is this?
So for any of you who are having a lazy weekend or are just in the mood for some light entertainment -here's both sides of a Firesign Theater record for your enjoyment.
Firesign Theater - Everything You Know Is Wrong - Side One
Firesign Theater - Everything You Know Is Wrong - Side Two
I have
always had a love for history and enjoyed science fiction as history that
hasn't happened yet. One of those books that was required reading back in high
school that was Edward Bellamy" Looking Backwards which was kind of like
history and science fiction mixed together. The protagonist, Julian West, is
put under a deep hypnotic sleep in 1887 and awakens in the year 2000. Julian
has a chance to see how far humanity as progressed.
The book is
almost totally forgotten today but was third most published title of the 19th
century and strong seller though the first half of the 20th. Overall it is an optimistic
tale of how through cooperative effort and planning for the public good
everybody gets to live in a world of personal freedom and material prosperity. Of course it's a Utopian vision of how the
future can be it and was fun to see how many things Edward Bellamy had gotten
right. There was the ubiquitous credit
card and mass distribution of goods through what we would recognize as a
shopper's club. With affordable transportation there would be a
decentralization of cities into satellite communities, small green belted urban
villages, which may have been the best vision of what the suburbs could have
been.
These days
the ideas of Edward Bellamy are not in fashion. He championed the
nationalization of industry were enterprises would be operated as non-profits. Successful managers would be paid more than
less successful ones and every citizen would be a collective stockholder in the
nation's prosperity. One irony is Germany operates its national health care
system on a this model and they have the excellent affordable universal health
care that we don't. The unregulated
economy of the United States in late 1800's would create unpredictable cycles
of boom and bust. There would be periods of rapid growth in wealth followed by
devastating depressions. People of that time saw Looking Backwards as a
possible and reasonable plan to escape this cycle and have something better.
Science
fiction can examine the past and present by comparing it to a fictional future
or by making the future an exaggerated parody of the past. The genre can ask what would it be like if we could do
almost anything we can imagine, though so far history shows us that no matter
how many technological advances we make -people still remain people.
Maybe the
biggest impediment to Utopia isn't the technology but our own human short
comings. That fear, belligerency and
selfishness promotes and justifies the kind of waste that enrich a few and
impoverish the rest of us. One of the
great economic potlatches and orgies of waste is our own military spending.
Depending on who's numbers you use the United States is responsible for just
under or just over one half of all the world's military spending. If you include NATO the supposed free
countries of the world out spend the rest of the world by more than 2 to
1. Which means we are not getting our
money's worth or it's time for a new strategy.
One of the
complaints of the post Cold War era is that the world is less stable. When the
Soviet Union was the other super-power both us and them were in competition to
spend development money in every corner of the planet were we could buy a
friend. Plenty of that money was wasted
but some of that money did help the people it was suppose to. During the 1950's
and 1960's the world economy grew at a much faster rate and that growth spread
much deeper into the underdeveloped third world.
Money should
not be wasted but not all waste is equal. Spending billion dollars on a weapon
that does work means that most of that doesn't get to circulate back into the
economy. As a billion dollars in misguided social spending will still have
spin-off benefits because that money has to be spent (as a defective weapon
might be placed in storage or kept in reserve). Almost every dollar the
government provides in social programs it gets spend locally as wages, rent,
food and heat. It's inefficient, certainly it would be better if everyone had
employment at a living wage. Since that is politically impossible right now, it
guarantees government spending either providing a minimum amount of food stamps
or more money to hire extra police to keep hungry people from rioting.
The big
disappointment of Utopian dreams isn't that the goal is so far away, because
it's not.Utopia is unobtainable because
we rather fight that live in peace, because we rather dominate others that mind
our own business, because we are much more focused onwhat divides us than what we have in common.
These's one
quote that comes to mind as I'm writing this. I had ask somebody about the
failure a business deal they were negotiating. He shook his head, "it
would have worked if I could have convinced everyone to stick with their second
greediest position."
For thirty after Looking Backwards was published there were about two hundred chapters of Bellamy Clubs across the country. Could such a thing could happen again and maybe this time we recreate Eden on their own. I like to believe it closer than we think